If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses. Without their hard work and supreme idiotism it wouldn't have been possible. You owe them the brutal sarcasm, they've earned it!
You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?
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Carrie Ryan
Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?
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Alison McGhee
In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.
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Nenia Campbell
A little girl robbed you?" Tessa said." Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel.""Easy mistake to make, " Jem said.
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Cassandra Clare
Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.
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Suzanne Collins
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I miss those kisses and the way I used to sleep in your warm hug. I miss the way you made me eat breakfasts and I miss the way you made me laugh. I miss you..
The biggest milestone in a relationship is when you can fart in front of each other freely and loudly. Without judgements
Set backs and failures are the major motivations in life. Some are so painful that don't kill maybe that's why they make me strong, immune and a reason to fight with myself.
People pay attention to the things they want to listen, anything that doesn't please them is rubbish.
Sometimes you meet people who teach you what kind of person you do not want to be in your life.
